Bar-B-Q Bull
At a outdoor Bar-B-Q the other night where adult beverages were being consumed, we were at one point discussing animal breeding. The topic of proper techniques regarding the breeding of siblings and inter-generational offspring came up when the host’s two miniature weenie dogs that came from the same liter got a little feisty on the backyard deck.
As anyone familiar with such a gathering might already suspect, there were widely varying opinion amongst the lay people present. My position being that I am not going to sit out here and argue with you bunch of idiots when every proven technique as well as those that are strictly avoided are probably all very well documented and easily accessible on the internet, which everyone except me could probably access immediately on their ever-present cell phones. (Yes, I am proud to say that I do not own a cell phone!)
Anyway, it was a stupid conversation that should have never taken place. However, it did make me curious about breeding having my dog bred. As I mentioned once before we got an AKC German Shepherd puppy this past Christmas and I would like to breed have her bred at least once. There is still about five months until she is a year old so I have plenty of time to get it all figured out but I still did a little poking around out of surf boredom.
Yes, as I suspected there is a plethora of information out there. Maybe too much information. All I got to say is that no matter how scientifically you want to couch a subject, when it gets right down to it, you are still jaking off a dog.
Now we know why dogs are man’s best friend.