Miers’ secrative past revealed
Why is Miers so secretive about her past? Well I’ve got a theory.
Follow me on this, and you will see that Harriet Miers indeed has a lot to be secretive about. I hope none of this comes out in the hearings; it is of a personal nature and has no business in public discourse.
Harriet Miers –> Mike Myers –> Austin Powers –> “She’s a man baby!”
Using this euridite line of deductive reasoning that is closely related to Farrakhans numeralology bullshit, I think I know the secret to Mier’s past…

Has anyone ever seen Harriet Miers and Michael J. Fox together?