Corporate humor
From the Office Lexicon:
GFF - ‘Give-A-F*ck Factor:’ usually expressed as a decreasing trend after (or during) a long, painful assignment. “My GFF was OK until the customer puked all over our bid and told us to start from scratch; now it’s approaching zero.”
Ohnosecond - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you’ve just made a big mistake.
Cleans Up Well - A technical employee (usually a software developer) who can be brought to a product demonstration or customer meeting without embarrassing the company.
Hilarious, hilarious, hilarious! The longer you have toiled in the corporate environment, the funnier this stuff is.
via Dangerous Logic