Computer Genius Blog :: aka “TheGarage”

August 31, 2004

For my repoman visitors…

Filed under: Whimsy — admin @ 1:52 pm

Mission to Mars

Filed under: Tech — admin @ 12:22 pm


Some time ago, InstaPundit
had a
link
up
about the current state
of the space program vis-a-vis its past failed initiatives. The price tag
of sending a pound of payload into space is so great, and building a  new
space vehicle an even more daunting task, that our space program has been
stuck in a rut for two decades. When was the last time anyone was excited
about the space program? The space station was cool at first but is largely
a political experiment doomed for failure because our partners are not
ready for such a commitment. I think most of us would agree that Americans
are still up to the task to meet almost any objective, if the will is there.

Given the loss of high-tech, high-paying jobs that aren’t coming back (even
if Kerry is elected) and the impending flood of jobs out of the country,
America needs a new direction. Not because the old way is bad, or is broken,
or unfair even, but because times have changed and are changing even faster
every day. Already we have a couple, maybe three giant sectors that will
help take America into the future:

> Primary Health Care
> Primary Education
> Small Businesses

These broad sectors are safe for the near term, but as this
whimsical discussion of health care illustrates, the ever increasing advancements
in technology will allow more and more services to be provided over the
internet. Everyone will have access to the internet via high-speed wireless
on their wristphone/PC. More and more utilization of service providers
from around the world, from accountants to doctors, is going to leave a
lot of skilled, middle-aged people looking for something to do. In the
not-so-longer term, as virtual face-to-face meetings become ubiquitous,
the vast amount of consultative, diagnostic-type primary health care will
move over-seas. I think personal diagnostic medical equipment interfaced
with your PC combined with secure personal web portals will be as common
as, well, the internet is today. No more trips to the doctor unless you
need surgery. No more trips to the pharmacy unless they are having a sale
on film processing… oops, did I say film processing. Not!…  regular
pharmacies have regular film processing, I’d imagine overnight pharmacies
will have overnight film delivery as well. If the pharmacies dont, someone
will.

August 27, 2004

Why do they hate us?

Filed under: Whimsy — admin @ 1:03 pm

August 22, 2004

Like manna from Heaven

Filed under: Whimsy — admin @ 10:21 pm

This morning at about 10:30 I got about $85 worth of rain. That’s total coverage mind you. Then around noon, about another $30 s’worth fell from the sky. I was prepared to let the grass go for the year. Almost made it through the summer. But another week without rain, and the yard is a big brown spot.

It was hit and miss. Thousands of dollars worth of rain was falling all around but we were just on the edges once again. Not that I was complaining. The $115 worth I got in the few minutes it rained was enough to probably get me well into Sept without total devastation. Then, of a sudden, several hundreds of dollars worth of water fell on my lawn right out of the air.

I could still use a couple of hundred dollars more water to make the lawn lush, but I’ll just have to wait until God gives it away for free again. Once we get out of the extreme August heat, it’ll be smooth sailing through the mild winter and into next spring. See, the deal is, if you don’t lose your grass in the late summer, you got a good head start on your crop of turf next spring. You lose it, and you got a lot more work next spring to get your lawn in to shape for the summer season of sun and fun. Either way, next spring there’s gonna be more grass.

August 21, 2004

Looking back, I find this humorous…

Filed under: TheGarage — admin @ 1:34 pm

After switching my site to a slightly better performing server, I was having some trouble with my outgoing mail. It became pretty frustrating trying to narrow down the problems from all the possibilities. This is a screen shot of my mail file there towards the end of the troubleshooting process.

I think I will switch the mail back to the old server just to be sure I know what fixed the problem. It’s still running as backup. Maybe I’ll cluster them for shitz and giggles.

Hit counts

Filed under: TheGarage — admin @ 9:16 am

I put site meter on all the pages that I currently have the Rhizomatic counter on. I am running them concurrently because I have been suspecting the Rhizo counter was not totalling my hits correctly. Suspicions arose a month or two ago because my total referrals and search engine hits (which don’t include those hits from bookmarks and email links) were always greater than my counter showed. A significant drift if you will.

So I added sitemeter late the night before last to test the accuracy of Rhizomatics counter, or the veracity of sitemeter, whichever the case may be. After one full day plus a few hours this morning there is already a 15 hit count differential–my way.

15 hits a day! I hope this is an anomaly for the one day, because that is 30% or more of what I have been counting. I’ll keep the monitor running and see if the discrepancy evens out over a few days.

August 20, 2004

Moron or just an amateur?

Filed under: TheGarage — admin @ 9:06 pm

There is this dude named Mike Golding who from every indication seems to be a monumental prick. He claims to be a Domino, err, Notes–tipster I guess you’d call it– who writes Notes/Domino tips then cry’s like a baby when, or prolly more like if, people come download them. I mean heck, he does have google adds on his site. He should thank every person who comes to his site and downloads his worthless tips.

Last time I checked the whole internet was based on a concept that factors down to one simple formula: content=hits. I guess he generates his content for some higher principle other than hits on his site. Yeah, right. Busy assholes like me generate content for hits. No higher purpose.

So anyway, he likes to write these controversial articles designed to generate maximum traffic to his site. I know, like, what a novel idea. He recently posted an article entitled “We are all morons…?” having to do with whether or not a programmer complies with specs or not. The only other option was to be an asshole. Well I am definitely in the latter category.

I made one response then I noticed that the link he provided next to the commenter’s name was a permalink back to that comment. No email link or website link back to the contributor was provided. I may be alone in this thinking, but I think that is pretty conceited. So I made another response. I’ll paraphrase since it took prick a whole ten seconds to remove the original:

Is it a moron or an asshole that provides permalinks back to his own site for each comment but doesn’t provide an email or website link back to the contributor? I always get that confused. Ah, I know, you feel you already contribute enough with your notestips to have to bother with providing a link back to those who contribute to your site. Gotcha!

There was more that I can’t recall, but you get the gist of it. Hey Mike, I think you forgot the idiot category. The reason why you seem so bitter is prolly cause you never work from specs.

I don’t know why I find it so hard to make new friends. I am such a nice guy I gave him two links and he wont even give me a link back when I comment on his site. Prick!

August 19, 2004

UPDATED: PSA- Beware unscrupulous cyber-marketers

Filed under: TheGarage — admin @ 10:12 pm

What’s up with this marketing blurb?

We get your web site submitted for listing on the top 400 search engines!

i wonder who the target is there. Which would you rather have, submission to the top 400 search engines (or top 40,000,000 search engines, for that matter) or precise expert technical advice on how to get your site a solid, consistent ranking in the top five search engines? Or even only the top three?

Here is a news flash– the top however-many search providers use the same few search engines provided by a handful of search engine providers. So the things you do to maximize your page rankings for each of the top five search providers will also work similarly for all the other “top 400″ search providers using the same search engine.

This is just another cheap marketing technique used to lure in those who have been drawn to the web with aspirations of cashing in on the internet. I have personally been involved recently with a so-called web developer who is of the cut-and-paste variety. Her skills are limited to what code she finds on the internet. Primarily she runs the web-hosting/website development/PHP-Nuke scam on small mom-and-pops who don’t know any better. On this one deal I was lending some advice on, the chick had the meta tags on every page spammed to draw hits from people who would use her hosting/web design service instead of her client’s services. The client didn’t know what meta tags were for or even that they existed. The web site developer didn’t have the integrity not to cheat the client. She didnt even have the courtesy to put her spam in alongside with her client’s keywords, she only put in here own keywords.

She also pulled another common stunt found amongst the incompetent and insecure: she would not give the client access to most of the cPanel/PHPAdmin in an effort to maintain complete control over the account and minimize efforts to get rid of her sorry ass.

And finally, she didn’t know what the fuck she was doing. She left unpatched all the KNOWN security glitches in PHP-Nuke and subsequently used those back doors to attack her former client’s website. After being told her services would no longer be required and all the security patches were applied, she called the hosting service and scammed her client’s user name and password from some idiot working there and went into the site she had been paid to create and destroyed it. Of course she didn’t have enough integrity to have provided her client with any kind of backup strategy.

The kicker is that her whole portfolio of sites got hacked by another like-minded piece of shit using the same back doors she left open. The vast majority of her significant portfolio was concentrated in the repossession industry. Go ahead, have a chuckle. You know what happened. I love it when the wheel comes full circle. Don’t you.

If you ran one of the industry’s top trade associations how well would you like it getting out that you had been maintaining an insecure site and that some ditzy flake was running around with the keys to the kingdom? Not very well, I think. Especially when you consider the degree to which the trade associations preach about how their members are experienced, well-trained, and in many cases credentialed as the reasons clients should use their members over the other, fly-bynight operations. How do they expect the clients to buy into this idea when it appears they dont even practice what they preach when they purchase professional services.

I wonder what percent of the hosting re-sellers/web developers fall into this criminal category? I wonder what percent of the crap we put up with in our in-boxes, referrer lists, comments, and such are the direct result of idiot, fly-by-night internet service providers who dont have a freaking clue as to what they are doing– like the one involved in the true story above. I bet it is a fairly high number.

I recommended to the lady who got scammed that she file FBI complaints for each separate stunt this chick pulled hacking her site.

This theme of lets get into a business– any business– and scam everyone and everything for all its worth is getting tired. I see it everywhere. These marketing scams make it very difficult for honest people of modest means to make a decent living as a small business owner. Maybe its always been this way and I am just getting more more cumulative evidence of it cause I am getting older.

Oh yeah, the scammer’s name is Debbie Corbin and her company was called Ultimate Designs. I hear she had to relocate her shingle. Heh heh.

If you have any web-scam horror stories, I’d like to hear of them. Post them in the comments of email them to me.

Speaking of dream jobs…

Filed under: Whimsy — admin @ 12:51 pm

…working on the railroad dont seem so bad.

A friend I have never actually met helps run an antique railroad line, Roosevelt Railroad Museum, Inc., whose claim to fame is FDR rode on the line way back when. I told him I would give him a plug and then never did it. So here it is.

From the looks of some of his pics, it looks like my kind of job… as long as there isn’t too much work. Heh?


Lots of rain, sure is green around the trestles!

I may just have to make it out to Georgia next spring to ride Elton’s train (he dont like me calling it his train) and see if he knows anybody who can cook. It looks as if he does.

More pics in extended entry.

August 17, 2004

What's a cluebat?

Filed under: Tech — admin @ 8:35 pm

Its a highly sophisticated piece of technology:

Repoman humor…

Filed under: Whimsy — admin @ 9:21 am

[I stole this from Dan]

August 16, 2004

Internet Tech Support… who needs it?

Filed under: TheGarage — admin @ 10:39 am

You have to wade through a lot of crap to get to ther eally good info. Help from davidw333:

I am not an expert in this area, and people, please fell free to walk all over me on this one, because I am pulling this outta my ass. BUt I am just trying to help with all I know like you guys have helped me in the past.

Well, here goes, the first error message, I would suspect you might have set the CPU and/or memory setting sat a higher speed than they were designed to operate at. I got that message when I tried to overclock my FSB to 166MHZ instead of 133MHZ. But you threw that assumption out with your follow up. Anyways, may I suggest just buying a stick of memory from some place where you can get a refund and see if it works if you swap the memory? Because it does sound suspiciously like you have bad mammory.

At least he gave a disclaimer. And yes I am still having puter problems with a simple, simple RAM upgrade. Did I say RAM upgrades are supposed to be simple? Thanks for fucking up something that used to be so simple, Microsoft. (Yes, I like to blame everything on Microsoft!)

Morning Wood?

Filed under: Whimsy — admin @ 9:59 am

August 15, 2004

Microsoft

Filed under: TheGarage — admin @ 12:22 pm

Windows is a shit product and Microsoft Corp. needs to die. (There’s a little insight into why I spent the effort getting the LPI Linux Certification.) Microsoft is a blight on American Corporate culture and society as a whole. Too bad about all the expensive-coffee drinking assholes who work there. Maybe they can get a job building a real operating system, like Linux.

I wasn’t necessarily in favor of the government killing them off, but I am all in favor of the consumer saying, “No More!”

My biggest gripe right now is activation. If activating my copy of XP is so damn easy, then I want to be able to de-activate it just as easy, one-click, over the internet, ten second deal. Then I want to be able to re-activate it on any machine whenever I want too. Period. END of story. I don’t want to hear any rebuttal.

Fix it or die on the vine, assholes.

August 13, 2004

LPI Linux Certified

Filed under: TheGarage — admin @ 6:25 pm

I finally went and retook the second LPI exam for the Level 1 certification. I didn’t do the exam cram on this one because I had lost faith in the study guide (LPI Linux Certification in a Nutshell) I was using. It is woefully out of date. Unless the book has been updated, this is not the book to get if you are looking for a pure study guide. You CAN NOT pass this test with the Nutshell book.

After realizing the book was out of date, I printed the exam objectives from the LPI website and used the book to study according to the revised published objectives. Also, to supplement the book, I used man pages on every command and file structure listed on the LPI objectives. I also have a Linux box running in TheGarage and have most of the services that were being tested running on the box. I looked at all the actual config files. Tweaked settings. I have a firewall with port forwarding running, Samba with shared printers, shared Windows drives mounted on Linux, and on and on and on. Apache is humming along.

I memorized options (reasonably speaking–some commands literally have dozens of options) to all the commands listed on the objectives, I reviewed all objectives from another comprehensive Linux book I already had as well as the Suse Linux manuals.

I did this over a period of two weeks. Reviewing previous material as I went along. After all of this, I passed by the skin of my teeth.

By all means, get the certification. But I don’t think the tests are geared to measure your knowledge as much as they are to generate additional income from the subsequent tests a candidate must take to ultimately pass the test. Granted, I did only the book study, no course… but still. Too many fill in the blank questions on arcane stuff. They focused too many questions on things that are easily looked up, but not easily recalled off the top of your head. What file do you check to be sure IP forwarding is turned on. IP forwarding wasnt in the book and wasnt in the objectives. Out of all the crap listed in the objectives, why couldnbt they pick 73 questions from that?

I am glad I am done with Linux. It took more time than getting the Java Programmers cert. I have one more test to take for the final certification, IBM Solutions Developer or something another. It is not supposed to be nearly as difficult as either the Linux or Java so I am hoping to be able to take it by the end of next week.

Certainly I will keep you informed.

August 8, 2004

Kerry’s Bitch

Filed under: Whimsy — admin @ 7:55 pm

August 7, 2004

Last weekend of summer (by school time)

Filed under: TheGarage — admin @ 11:17 pm

During the recent web server upgrade, I somehow lost my mail router. I am pretty sure I opened the smtp port on the router, but, wtf… you never know.

We took the kids to the beach today. The last trip of the summer deal. Not the last trip of the year, for sure. Not with the beach bums I seem to be raising. When the surf picks back up in late August and September, it’ll be boogie board time again.

Of course, owing to the extreme heat this time of year in southeast Texas, many cool refreshments are served at the beach, so I ‘ll get on that email problem first thing tomorrow. If you had your emails bumped back, my apologies. Give it till about midday and resend, if you will be so kind. All systems should be nominal by then. I’ll put it back like it was before I broke it if I have too.

Oh, and the hairy American– wait the wife says Benjamin Vanderford is the mooks name who faked the beheading… I’m still thinking about that. I haven’t read any opposing opinion yet (except for Geraldo, he played it as insensitive but he has never had a problem changing his tune with the breeze), but I think it was brilliant. I wish I had thought of it. It perfectly illustrates how everything that is presented by the media is subject to extreme bias in the chase for the headline scoop, or propaganda bonanza as the case may be.

I am sure I will have more thought on this guy later. Probably long after it is in the headlines. LOL! I love how he was interviewed nearly nekkid. Total lack of respect for the media. That I can appreciate and respect.

August 6, 2004

Dribble… fo shizzle

Filed under: TheGarage — admin @ 1:40 pm

I have had my nose to the grindstone the last couple of days. I don’t know if me or the grindstone is going to give out first. Yesterday I even managed to fix the washing machine. Replaced the water intake valve. After a couple of attempts at tracking down a “water hum” I finally got it right. Not that it was too difficult once I got serious about the matter. I mean how difficult could it be?

$24 actual dollars to fix the washer instead of the $100 a repairman would have charged. I say “actual” to mean that we are not counting the time I spent cussing at the washer. But once the wife threatens repairman, I am on top of the situation (you can take that however you want!) The difference in price paid for the over-priced Mexican food meal we had subsequently. Like a celebration for saving all that money.

Indeed I had a couple of adult refreshments at los cochina Mexicana, and left this post to be finished today–as well as leaving the garage door open and all the lights on. Ahhh, how nice it is to be so carefree. I must have been really tired, because I can usually drink about ten grand gold margaritas, do a big shot of heroin, and still remember to turn out all the lights. I am strange that way. If you could see my electric bills you would unnerstand.

Okay moving on…

How many of you folk out there have stopped in a local computer store and asked if they have a 1GB stick of ram? The reactions you get are quite humorous. I live in a fairly small area population wise, especially relative to the big city of Houston. The most common reaction is, “well, we kin order it.”

August 4, 2004

SCO suffers setbacks, retreats

Filed under: Tech — admin @ 1:39 pm

This is good news for the Linux world:

The judge’s decision marks a significant setback in SCO’s efforts to profit from its Unix intellectual property, often at the expense of Linux. Other setbacks include assertions by earlier Unix owner Novell that it still owns Unix copyrights; an almost complete failure in convincing Linux users to buy SCO intellectual-property licenses; a countersuit by IBM accusing SCO of patent infringement; and a partial stay in SCO’s case against AutoZone, which argues that Linux infringes Unix copyrights.

“From the outside looking in, it seems like SCO is really getting beat around the head and shoulders at almost every turn,” said John Ferrell, an attorney at Carr & Ferrell.

Of course I am on record stating it is not a good idea to sue your customers. I think this is pretty good advice whether you are SCO or RIAA. In hindsight, it is doubly bad if you begin to lose your legal assertions. Now SCO has lost credibilty, lost much of its big stick, and no one likes the lawsuit class.

Hey look at this, John Ferrel, an intellectual law atorney for Carr & Ferrell, agrees with me:

Over the last two years, SCO has managed to waste an incredible amount of goodwill and reputation over its increasingly specious-seeming litigation,” Ferrell said. “It’s a real shame, because SCO had a tradition of being a very strong and important company in the Unix industry and the software industry in general.”

The LinuxWorld conference is underway. There Eban Moglen, general counsel at the Free Software Foundation, offered this insight into SCO’s future plans vis-a-vis its customer lawsuit business strategy:

Mr. Darl McBride has made the statement that SCO will not pursue any additional customer lawsuits. I choose to believe he is telling the truth. This is a huge victory for those who believe in free software.

I believe so.

August 3, 2004

Unlimited cheap energy, anyone?

Filed under: Tech — admin @ 3:03 am

Whats up with this cold fusion stuff?

Many critics think he is wasting time on a foolish subject. Yet many people have the same word to describe Hagelstein: Brilliant, blessed with clarity and an incredibly creative mind.

“These are smart people” studying cold fusion, said Mildred Dresselhaus, an MIT institute professor who served on the Department of Energy review board that recommended against funding cold fusion work. “What are the reasons they are still doing it?”

All I know is if cold fusion is real and promises to yield unlimited, inexpensive, energy with no harmful by-products like is mentioned in the article, there will be many powerful enemies arrayed against its success. The environmentalist right there at the top.

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