Computer Genius Blog :: aka “TheGarage”

I was following links from Pam’s familiar cute and downright clever offering and came across this post about the evacuation of bodily waste in public at She Who Will Be Obeyed. After I recovered from my initial shock, I had some thoughts based upon some real life experiences. First, there are squatter’s rights, you know… All you gals act like ya’ll use public rest-rooms as a regular course. In the picture dictionary under “last resort”, there is a picture of a public rest-room located at almost any public place. (That’s lame! -ed. Sorry. -dc)

The only thing more gross than a squatter– or a trooper as I call ‘em–is someone who will let their ass touch any part of a public rest-room. And anyone who will wash a toilet in a public rest-room before they will use it, really needs to get in touch with nature.

Those little seat-shaped towelettes? Those are only to be used in the case where there is not enough time for you to run around the back of whatever establishment you find yourself in or other wise be taken to the emergency room before you shit your guts out. Let’s face it, they are to be used only on clean seats to make the retentives feel OK with themselves for using public facilities. In reality, if the thought crosses your mind that the towelette might help the seat situation, the towelette isn’t going to be good enough. See the part above about cleaning public toilets.

Bottom line– two things:

• One, the primary, and I dare say only, reason to use a public rest-room is for cover, not facilities. And that is only as a last resort.
• Two, don’t wait till the last minute.

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