Computer Genius Blog :: aka “TheGarage”

April 29, 2004

We are at war…

Filed under: Tech — admin @ 9:33 am

…with the spammers. My workstation has been infested with adware/malware. Through no fault of my own, I can assure you. I have been working with PC’s since the early eighties. Yes, that was the beginning. I have never had luck using popular real-time anti-virus utilities. They seem nice at first, but inevitably lead to system corruption. For the most part I can say I don’t use them on my workstation. I have been infected with a virus exactly one time–I unwisely opened an attachment from someone I knew and came down with a nasty case of nambda. Hotmail’s virus scanner missed it, so I don’t even know if having McAfee or Norton running would have even caught the virus.

I mean, you want to believe that everyone at the virus detection companies are honest people. But given the state of affairs in our world today,especially vis-a-vis corporate corruption, it is very difficult to believe that an entire industry is untainted. Isn’t it?

Just like there must be more than a few marketers in bed with the big salami ramming spammers. All the while maintaining plausible deniability when accused of benefiting from the unsolicited ads placed surreptitiously on our computers. I just caught this crap, or became aware of it anyway, late last night and I have been running around with a fly-swatter and a can of Lysol ever since. I can only guess how many millions of PC users don’t have a clue and just suffer the ad blitz.

Hey, greedy politicians, do something really useful for a change. Fix the spam problem, especially where it relates to trespassing on my property, and then I will gladly pay a broadband tax. Considering the huge losses accumulated due to lost productivity and out-right tangible damage caused by trojans, malware, viruses, and the like, paying a reasonable tax would be a fair trade to be rid of it. Until then, the appropriater’s next cash cow is being rendered impotent by unscrupulous marketers and advertisers.

Using this Virus Cost calculator, you can come up with some examples of the tangible costs associated with getting infected by a virus. I used a pretty small company of a thousand people and an average email utilization of 90 minutes a day and came up with a lost productivity cost of $112,000 and 2,240 lost hours of productivity. Consider the cost when a nasty virus gets loose and quickly spreads around the world, affecting literally hundreds of thousands of users.

Now consider the intangible costs:

  • The cost of delaying electronic transfer of needed, vital documents between corporate sites
  • The disruption of corporate communication between widely separated project coordinators and team members
  • The removal of administrators from other assigned duties

Now include the already budgeted cost of fighting spam, worms, trojans, viruses, malware, browser hijacks, and on and on and on. The losses are staggering. As a matter of fact, the increased corporate tax revenues resulting from capitalizing on eliminating or greatly reducing the virus cost would likely offset the need to tax the internet (which of course doesn’t mean anything at all.)

Also, as part of any economic warfare campaign, a steady onslaught of viruses would be an integral component of the strategy to keep financial pressures on large capitalistic concerns. Nah, nobody would want to cause economic harm to capitalist, would they.

April 28, 2004

Interesting find on Google

Filed under: TheGarage — admin @ 12:02 pm

Well, it’s interesting to me. I googled “don callaway” (literal quotes) and came up with 3 references to comments I made on other sites on page 1. This site came up on page 5. Considering a month ago, my name did not register at all, it seems I may be making some progress in my web rankings–which i am not doing anything terribly aggressive to accomplish.

The interesting thing is that a project I worked on about eight years ago at Shell Services popped up on page 10:

Solution Summary
Industry: Oil/Gas
Business Solution: Lotus Notes/ViP
Architecture: Lotus Notes/ViP/NT Servers
Products Used: Lotus Notes, Lotus Notes ViP, Windows NT
Resources: 3 Developers
Time: 400 hours
Cost: $48,000
Benefits: The Shell ECS application supplies employees with a robust means of maintaining communication on various issues, assigning and tracking action items, as well as monitoring the status of projects.
Consultants: Adrian McMillian, Charmetria Dightman
Third Party Consultants: Don Callaway

…spending 400 hours and $48,000 to write a custom front-end application that is basically included with Lotus Notes right out of the box, Priceless! This is when I coined the phrase regarding many IT projects: “All I can say is, they must have plenty of oil.”

The line, “Third Party Consultants: Don Callaway” was obviously Shell-speak meaning I was the person doing all the work.

It boggles the mind

Filed under: Tech — admin @ 9:53 am

“Can you believe it? A one gig hard drive for under a thousand bucks! Incredible!”

-Don Callaway, circa 1996.

Yep, I remember saying that. I remember exactly where I was and what I was doing when I said it, too. It was a hallmark at the time. But my how times change. Hitachi is offering a 400 GB 7200 rpm hard drive. The drive will sell for an estimated $410.

April 27, 2004

Google rating

Filed under: TheGarage — admin @ 6:08 pm



Somehow or another, my
Patrick
Tillman
comments are rated 7th
on Google if you search for "Patrick Tillman".  Wow! Thats
a first for me. Too bad it doenst have the permalink for the referral instead
of the main page. Wonder why that is?

UPDATE: My counter has evidently been broke for a couple of weeks. So I
dont even know if there was any traffic as a result of the Google and AOL
search ratings.

April 25, 2004

Three kinds of things

Filed under: Whimsy — admin @ 12:19 pm

There are three kinds of things in life:

1. Those things we know about

2. Those things we dont know about, and

3. Those things we dont know we dont know about.

Watch out especially for those items in category #3. Or can you?

“Everything that can be invented, has been invented.”

-Charles H. Duell, 1899

April 15, 2004

Bush apology, again

Filed under: Whimsy — admin @ 10:01 pm



Bush should have put on his best Dana Carvey George Bush impersonation
and said, "Sure I’ll apologize… sorry you just wasted your question.
Next."


Few people handle the press like Secretary Rumsfeld. Bush ought to study
a few hours of The Rummy Show re-runs from back during the wars as press
conference prep.

April 7, 2004

Wildlife and habitat management is playing God

Filed under: Whimsy — admin @ 10:32 pm

Whats up with this?

Managing these marshes reduces blackbird use and improves the habitat for other more desirable animals, such as waterfowl.

What makes these animal lover-types qualified to say which animal is the most desirable? What if a group of people came forward and insisted that the grackles were most desirable and the marshes should be managed to improve the grackle habitat?

I bet a dollar that the first thing the enviro-wackos would pull out of their hat is the overall economic desirability of water-foul vs grackles. Pfft. Why is capitalism always ok whenever it happens to fit the liberal agenda?

April 5, 2004

Can you make any money doing this?

Filed under: Business — admin @ 10:45 pm

In his article Outrage Kabuki, Julian Sanchez discusses some of the larger, mostly unseen implications resulting from blogger outrage. Of real interest though was some of the figures he presented near the end of the article:

Kos won at least one new sponsor as a show of solidarity, Jeff Seeman, but it seems likely that, on net, his short, angry post will be a costly one. The big-name blogs are less and less an amateur affair: In his first pledge drive, Andrew Sullivan raised some $80,000 in donations, and with the advent of BlogAds, even less heavily trafficked sites than Sullivan’s can earn a tidy monthly income in the thousands of dollars. For ideological bloggers, there’s also the cost to one’s allies to consider. Liberal blogger Atrios has raised over $27,000 for the Democratic National Committee and more than $126,152 for the Kerry campaign, including $20,771.28 raised in a single “John Kerry Thursday.” At last count, Kos had dropped some $60,000 into the DNC’s collection plate and more than $48,000 in Kerry’s.

I don’t know about any one else, but that is some pretty impressive fund raising, for an internet blogger. I wonder how all that on-line fund-raising works, anyway? And I dont mean from a technology standpoint either. I mean more along the lines of FEC guidelines.

April 4, 2004

Talk about a tough job market

Filed under: Business — admin @ 9:52 am

Someone emailed me this job ad. It is for an entry level technical support person. It can sometimes be hard to explain to people what it is I do. Or don’t do as the case may be. Anyway, I post the ad as an example of the economic recovery sometimes called jobless.

I recently shut down a small business and had planned to just get back into the rotating contract consulting game. If you are any good at programming at all and can work you way logically through moderately complex problems, you can make a pretty good living on pretty decent terms. That was then this is now.

This employment ad from Coke is an excellent example of market saturation. It is a bit long so I will only post the opening just to set the flavor and tone:

NEW OPENING!!!Coca-Cola Enterprises Inc., www.cokecce.com , a separate entity of the Coca-Cola Company, is the world’s largest marketer, producer, and distributor of products of the Coca-Cola Company. Coca-Cola Enterprises is an independent, public company with annual net operating revenues in excess of $14 billion. Approximately ninety-one percent of our sales are products of The Coca-Cola Company, the most popular beverage brands in the world. We also serve as a significant bottler of Dr Pepper and several other beverage brands. Our product line includes carbonated soft drinks as well as still and sparkling waters, juices, isotonics, and teas.

SUMMARY
Provide support for the Branches, complete Change Requests, resolve and update problem tickets, install and configure standard software packages, install and configure standard hardware, serve as Client Services project’s resources, resolve most technical issues without assistance and rotate weekly after hours on call support.

So far so good. A nice standard we-are-a-great-company-to-work-for opening. Followed by bulleted lists of skills and requirements. Then comes a pretty stiff weed-out line:

ONLY RESUMES WITH SALARY REQUIREMENTS (30K - 40k) AND THE POSITION TITLE and REQ. # 2619 AS THE SUBJECT LINE OF YOUR EMAIL WILL BE REVIEWED!

If that requirement is strictly enforced, it will likely weed out a good 80% of the applicants right there. I got a dollar says they wind up going back and reviewing those that got it almost right. Now here’s the kicker:

CANDIDATES APPLYING FOR THIS POSITION SHOULD LIVE IN THE HOUSTON (BISSONNET), TX AREA. NO CANDIDATES LIVING OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSTON (BISSONNET), TX AREA WILL BE CONSIDERED.

Bissonnett is a street in Southwest Houston. They want someone who lives nearby their main regional office and distribution center. This indicates the market it saturated sufficiently that they can solicit and pick a winner from a very localized pool of candidate resumes.

Considering I’ve been commuting for twenty years , this is not a good indicator. Good thing it is purely anecdotal.

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